'beep' 'beep' 'beep'...."doctor...do-do you think he will make it?" "I'm not sure Ms. Tang...Ich is a harsh disease. He's a strong clownfish though. I'm sure he will fight through this." 'sniff' "Oh you crazy clownfish...why did you have to go and get ich?" 'sob' "Return to me from the hospital tank well and healthy my little clown." *fades to black then a commercial* "ARE YOU TIRED OF TELEMARKETERS CALLING YOU??!! Then call this toll free number and we'll beat the crap out of them FOR YOU! blah blah blah ........"