If You Are a fish...

[redbellypiranha]

What kind of fish would you be? and why?

 

[depthC]

Ha ha, this thread seems to me kinda like the Free tank one. But anyways to answer your question, I think i would be an oscar. Ive never had them but ive seem them and they seem pretty smart and they look pretty cool.

- depthC

 

[adamj]

i agree with you depthC. I think hes in some kind of competition... who knows. Also, wrong location for this thread.

 

[madhippoz]

I'd be the fake-ass phony tank give away catfish, so that I could hang out with you unt Franz, unt Dieter, unt talk aboutz Sprocketz all ze day longen! Int our tightz unt course! *Fawns hand*

 

[madhippoz]

Disclaimer, the above post is not indicitive of how real Germans talk and act, only how they'd act, if say, they were all RedBellyPiranha . Also, no disrespect to Dieter unt zah Sprocketz! Your work is appreciated around the world!

 

[adamj]

ja die yellowbelliedpirhana doesnt maken die guten sprokentze
bigen ze asshole eis he

 

[Abercrombie6202]

I'm confused I'm Italiano and speak Italian not German, i'd want to to be the smartest fish out there

 

[redbellypiranha]

Jedi -ex

Is that a picture of you or yo momma? And what are you sucking on?

 

[redbellypiranha]

Oh and Madhippoz

Goween gway bach bachalls If you really know German Grugenheimen speegensmimen

 

[Orion]

Ok, that was just stupid.

 

[madhippoz]

I thought my post made it abundantly clear that I don't know a lick of German, aside from a few sentences my good pals Rammstein (and don't lecture me that it is bad or not German, I don't care if its a Swahili rendition of Green Eggs & Ham, it still sounds cool ) have taught me. But thank you on what I'll have to assume was a compliment to me . "You correctly defined my contest as whack. You have nice teeth, how are you come by them?"

 

[bobrob]

I think a few of you got fish mixed up with how well you speak german. lol. oh du hast

 

[adamj]

Re: Oh and Madhippoz

Originally posted by redbellypiranha
Goween gway bach bachalls If you really know German Grugenheimen speegensmimen

hahaha you're a fucking idiot. not only is that NOT german, but you tried and failed to use bablefish.

du verdammter arschficker, schweinebacken, affenschwanz. ah, mein mutter est nien, Ihr mutter = depp hure möglicherweise en Scheissen esser. =)

oh, and...

 

[madhippoz]

I cringe at the sight of the car crash this thread has become, and fade quietly away to another...

 

[adamj]

i'd be the kind of fish that doesnt lie for social gain.

 

[ryanjcalifornia]

This is the first time i've seen this severe of cursing on myfishtank.net

I always thought of this site and the people on these forums as above that...

 

[Orion]

Id be the one in the corner all by his lonesome that bitch slaped any other fish that came around him for no aparent reason. LOL

 

[adamj]

ryanjcalifornia - might i suggest you read the thread " free tank giveaway" some one didnt make good on their deal...

 

[dana307]

LOL!!!

I would not spriecanzie deutcsh or engage in this silliness , but I would be just like my new blue pleco because he is soooo pretty and his owner just loooooves him. Bragging still, aren't i?

 

[sinasster]

great white shark