Saltwater Mammals

[Skullburger]

Hey, I thought this might be educational and amusing-

 

[Velvet AciD]

AHH! My virgin eyes! *flails away*

 

[crate]

400 gallons needed to be checked out! I found the following site:
http://www.whalesonline.com/eng/FSC.html?sct=forum&pag=msglst.asp

They claim that "We do not know how much sperm a blue whale ejaculates (no one has ever checked), but it is certainly not 400 gallons!"

However, the blue whale does have the largest penis size (up to 10' long and 1 foot in diameter.

 

[bobrob]

Wouldnt it be funny if a woman got pregnant by swimming in the ocean and had a human whale lmao.

 

[Skullburger]

Hey...bobrob, perhaps you had better stay hush-hush about the hybridising- the guys who made those glowing gobis from spikekillifish's post the other day (The Times they are a Changin') might be reading this and get some ideas!

I was reading a news report earlier about how geneticists have just enginered test tube "she-males"... the next progression could indeed be "she-whales"!

 

[Skullburger]

Hey, I bet the Sperm Whale ejaculates more fluid than a Blue Whale! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! put me out of my misery now before I unleash more comedy.