LOL Yep, I'm slave around here too. The betta isn't the worst of it though, but he is picky, he likes his betta bites, but only occasionally accepts his bettamin, he rarely likes bloodworms, and hardly will touch his brine shrimp.
Now the Oscar on the other hand... I have only had him for a week and he DEMANDS my attention! LOL If I am sitting at the computer, he watches me, if I get up, he follows me as I walk past him, if I get within 6' of him he begs for food like crazy, and if I turn his light on or touch the flap on the hood and he doesn't see food, he will stare at the surface for a while, then look at me, then back to the surface, then go attack my plastic plants! LOL He uprooted ALL of my plastic plants besides the ones that are attached to rocks! LOL He tries SO HARD to get those to come up too, but they simply don't budge! LOL Good thing he's only 4"! I took a mental note for when I decorate his big tank, SECURE EVERYTHING TO ROCKS OR DRIFTWOOD! LOL
Although I have to say, the dogs are worse, but the cat is the WORST! LOL If he wants you to pick him up and you don't, he will weave in and out of your legs untill you trip or pick him up. When he's hungry (he eats on top of the dryer so the dogs don't steal his food) he will sit on the dryer and meow and if you try to get past, he reaches out and grabs you and pulls you to him (or tries). I can't even go to the bathroom unless I make sure the door laches because if it doesn't latch shut, he will push that door open and jump on me! LOL No matter who comes in, if he wants attention he will jump on them and lay down and headbut your hands and/or chin untill you start petting him! LOL Yes sir, Pepe Le Pew! Even my dogs follow his rules, and they have NEVER seen a cat that they didn't think was a toy! They will stop and let Pepe walk past them and they will lay down promptly and roll over to expose their tummys if they run into him on accident! LOL
2 dogs with a combined weight of 100 pounds
1 cat about 5-6 pounds
You would think there would be no question who would win, it's odd to see. My last cat was their personal chew toy, not that she minded. (she would fall asleep while they chewed on her, as long as they didn't get too rough, if they did, she scratched them and ran to hide)