Well, I'm local, but I know you are in a rush on this....I am pretty booked on my pee calendar. If you can hold out for a couple of weeks, I'll pencil you in.
CoNMaN....I like the imagination. This is how i cycle all my tanks because I drink too much in my fish room and just dont have the time to walk to the bathroom.
Also from Wisconsin so this may be a local thing *celebrate